You cut the purple wire. The countdown clock ticks 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… The bomb beeps rapidly and then… silence. And then an EXPLOSION! KA-BOOM! You use your primary superpower – the ability to contain and neutralize the energy released from explosions – to contain and neutralize the energy released from this explosion. However, […]
You cut the yellow wire. The countdown clock ticks 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… The bomb beeps rapidly and then… silence. And then an EXPLOSION! KA-BOOM! Confetti and DVDs burst out from the bomb, like a Blockbuster Video getting demolished with dynamite! You pick up one of the DVDs and it’s labeled, “Puppeteer – Academy […]
You cut the purple wire. The countdown clock ticks 5… 4… 3… 2… 1… The bomb beeps rapidly and then… silence. And then an EXPLOSION! KA-BOOM! Confetti and wax lips blast out from the bomb, like a nightmare piñata! The bomb releases hundreds of packets of the unloved wax candy into the surrounding crowd. “Haven’t […]
You cut the yellow wire. The countdown clock ticks 5… 4… 3… 2… …and then it stops, dramatically. One of the googly eyes peels off the bomb and limply hits the pavement. Crisis averted. “Noooo!” screams The Unlikeable Puppeteer, who takes off his very inconspicuous trench coat and wide-brimmed fedora and runs from the crowd. […]
You slowly size up the distance between the top of the chair and the desk. You want to make this jump absolutely perfect. In your mind, there are floating cat math equations, like A² + B² = ?. Having fully prepared, you leap from the chair and land on the desk, but… CRASH! The chair […]
You lower your head, wiggle your butt, then leap off the chair and pounce onto the big red button! However, landing on the slippery plastic button throws you off-balance, and you clumsily hit the desk. When you get up to scurry away, you knock over several papers, a lamp, a medal, and a red, white […]
You realize this maneuver is going to require all your strength, speed, and famously cat-like reflexes. In one smooth motion, you hop onto the big desk, race across it, smack the button, and leap off. The execution was flawless. As you sneak out the Oval Office door, you turn to the window. Two other car-birds […]
You watch the car-bird fly faster and closer to the window, but decide it’s not your problem. Also, you are sleepy. You hop off the top of the chair and onto the seat. Then, you curl up into a furry ball, let out a big yawn, and quickly fall fast asleep. After a big day […]
“Mrap! Mrap! Mraaaaaaap!” You say “mrap!” to the humans as loudly and as patriotically as possible. Your human, the president, seems annoyed, but apparently not enough to act. The room is quite large and your little voice is more cute than commanding. The car-like bird is now closer than before. You’ve lost valuable time. What […]
The giant blob monster has devoured everything in its path. When it finally comes oozing over to your house, you make a brave stand for non-blobs everywhere. Your fist splashes through the gelatinous “skin” of the creature and it moans in pain. Clearly, you’ve won the battle! Wait, no. You haven’t. You find your hand […]
