Fight a Blob

The giant blob monster has devoured everything in its path. When it finally comes oozing over to your house, you make a brave stand for non-blobs everywhere. Your fist splashes through the gelatinous “skin” of the creature and it moans in pain. Clearly, you’ve won the battle!

Wait, no. You haven’t. You find your hand cannot escape the blob’s sticky, syrup-like body. Seriously, if you weren’t being devoured by this maple brown blob, you would want to gobble it up with some pancakes. Yum yum!

It pulls your arm into itself bit by bit. You need to act fast or else you’ll be inside the creature like half your neighbors and all of their yappy dogs. That’s when you take out your phone and go to AdventureSnack.com. Those hilarious choosable path adventures with unique gameplay mechanics are fun for creatures both sold and viscous.

You throw your phone into the blob monster’s body. It sinks inside. Suddenly, the blob stops in its tracks. Somehow it’s playing Adventure Snack stories on your phone without fingers or a visible brain. The grip on your arm loosens and you escape. The creature’s reign of terror is over.

Do your neighbors escape, too? Uhhhh, yeah, sure. Why not?