There is something very wrong with this gig. You immediately regret not answering the ad for blood rentals. Without a second thought, you run off the car lot and into the barely paved road. After running for awhile, you see a light in the distance. You head for the light… but it turns out you’re […]
You ask Shecky through the window of his trailer if he can tell you anything else about the car. Shecky cracks open the window slightly, but he still cowers behind the blinds. “I’m not one for the dark arts,” Shecky explains. “I prefer the light arts. Family sitcoms, word jumbles, dog calendars, that sort of […]
You hold the key in your hand. It shines under the floodlights of Shecky’s car lot, as you walk toward the cursed Camaro. You never learned to drive, so getting behind the wheel would be dangerous, but maybe you can convince the car to drive itself away? Noticing the car is growling, perhaps in pain, […]
You hold the key in your hand. It shines under the floodlights of Shecky’s car lot, as you walk toward the cursed Camaro. You take a deep breath and open the driver’s side door. As you sit inside, the car growls at you. When you start the ignition, the Camaro bursts forward, going from 0 […]
You hold the key in your hand. It shines under the floodlights of Shecky’s car lot, as you walk toward the cursed Camaro. You take a deep breath and confidently open the driver’s side door. As you sit inside, the car growls at you. When you start the ignition, the Camaro bursts forward, going from […]
You hold the key in your hand. It shines under the floodlights of Shecky’s car lot, as you walk toward the cursed Camaro. You take a deep breath and confidently open the driver’s side door. As you sit inside, the car growls at you. When you start the ignition, the Camaro bursts forward, going from […]
You gingerly go over to the rear end and reach under that little protruding section of the back to open the trunk. You grip it firmly, but nothing happens. You try again, and this time the trunk opens, but you’re sent flying over the car, landing on the hood with it. “Twelve dollars is so […]
As the Grossblins destroy the prank shop, you’re deep in thought. “Something happens when they eat deep dish pizza,” you try to remember. “Either they die instantly… or get very horny. Wait… is it both? No, I think they’re not supposed to have over 2000 calories per day or they get heart disease. Yeah, and […]
Time to prank into action. You sneak back inside Poopie’s and crouch behind the counter. You pop back up with the pranksters’ greatest weapon: a shotgun. You fire round after round at the little demons, nailing a few right in the brains. In that moment, you remember one of the Grossblin rules: “They die when […]
The owner of this Poopie’s Pranks is deeply religious. He always says that Jesus was the original prankster. Apparently, Jesus turned water into wine as more of an icebreaker to lighten the mood at parties. It gives you an idea… Time to prank into action. You sneak back inside Poopie’s and crouch behind the counter. […]
