You think about The Mighty Ogre’s challenge for a moment. As you stare at the print-at-home certificate in superhero life coaching you got from Whynot College, inspiration strikes. “You’re a superhero, and as such, your inner sanctum is a reflection of your self-worth. Tell me, what condition is your lair in currently?” you advise. He […]
You think about The Mighty Ogre’s challenge for a moment. As you stare at the print-at-home certificate in superhero life coaching you got from Whynot College, inspiration strikes. “You said you ‘should’ be on a hero team,” you advise. “Why? Plenty of successful heroes work solo, including your friend Supremo.” He scratches his head with […]
“I work at a junkyard, so I don’t have a lot of spare change. But I kept a bit of cash from my fight with Pyramid Eye, the villain who blasts dollar bills at her enemies. And I can always take a side gig as a butcher’s meat tenderizer. So let’s work together, sidekick,” he […]
“I work at a junkyard, so I don’t have a lot of spare change. But I kept a bit of cash from my fight with Pyramid Eye, the villain who blasts dollar bills at her enemies. So let’s work together for six months and see where this goes,” he smiles. You’ve got a new client […]
“This session has been eye opening. Thank you. But I make my living hauling cars at a junkyard that can’t afford a crane. They’ve told me that I’m out as soon as they get their damn crane. So I can’t afford your services,” he frowns. You wish The Mighty Ogre strength and luck. He leaves […]
You think about The Mighty Ogre’s challenge for a moment. As you stare at the print-at-home certificate in superhero life coaching you got from Whynot College, inspiration strikes. “I’m going to give you my read of this situation,” you advise. “You describe yourself as ugly. You’ve experienced a lot of rejection and humiliation at the […]
A ghoulish specter stares at you from beyond the grave. His dark cloak covers his horrifying face, save for his piercing red eyes. This is your last chance at survival. Your breaths are short. Your brow is covered in sweat. You reach for your weapon. A quarter. You put it into the arcade machine. The […]
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