← Hacking the Pentagram
“Oh great and powerful Satan,” you grovel. “I wish to serve you as one of your legendary Four Hackmen of the Apocalypse.”
“I admire your spirit, demon child,” he replies after a long pause for loading. “Prove your worth. Make one of my patented soul bets with me. If you win, I will transform you into Phamine, which is ‘famine’ spelled the cool way with a ‘ph.’ You shall help usher in a new age of darkness and connectivity errors.”
You have impressed the dark lord with your ambition and willingness to chuck everything you learned in Sunday School into the garbage in a moment’s notice.
You will challenge Satan to a hacking contest!
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