Scrooge has seen first hand how he’s affected his ex-fiance Belle and the deathly ill boy Tiny Tim, but he’s never given a thought to how his anti-Christmas stance affects the ghosts in his life. Using the power of magical hand gestures, first you take Scrooge to meet Christmas Past’s beloved Aunt Tina on a […]
“I will take you back to when you were YOOOooouuuUUUng and INNOoooooOCENT,” you tell Scrooge in your ghostiest voice, shifting your pitch up and down. “I already did that!” Scrooge exclaims. “Well, we’re doing it again, but better this time,” you snap. With a few magical hand gestures, you transport Scrooge inside his dark, cavernous […]
The automatic doors open. The crowd runs through the entrance. The clerk leaps out of the way in a panic, crashing into pyramid of red and white striped toilet paper rolls! You snake your way through the crowd of disgruntled, sleep-deprived shoppers. You do it by swerving, ducking, dodging, weaving – harder, better, faster, stronger! […]
It’s Christmas morning. Your child unwraps their big present under the sparkling lights of the Christmas tree. Their eyes shine bright when they see… it’s the Sock Puppet! Your child thanks you. Bows to you. Kisses your feet. Hugs your leg so tightly you lose circulation. Then they go upstairs to play with their new […]
This whole thing was a bad idea. You’ve read news stories about people being trampled to death on Black Friday. If you die, your kid is out a parent – and most importantly to them, a toy sock. You decide to go home and buy a Sock Puppet on Cyber Monday. Pushing through the anxious […]
The automatic doors open. The crowd runs through the entrance. The clerk leaps out of the way in a panic, crashing into a cardboard cut-out of Tim Allen! You battle your way through the crowd of disgruntled, sleep-deprived shoppers. Every step is a struggle, but you manage to push past the slower, duller shoppers. You […]
It’s Christmas morning. Your child unwraps their big present under the sparkling lights of the Christmas tree. Their eyes shine bright when they see it… the Sock Puppet! Your child thanks you. Bows to you. Kisses your feet. Hugs your leg so tightly you lose circulation in your feet. Then they go upstairs to play […]
The automatic doors open. The crowd runs through the entrance. The clerk leaps out of the way in a panic, crashing into a four foot, light up Frosty the Snowman! You get jostled around by the crowd of disgruntled, sleep-deprived shoppers. Every step is a struggle as you battle just to remain upright. You funnel […]
Your child screams, cries, and shakes with rage on Christmas morning. They hate the fox, absolutely hate it, and they blame you for giving Santa poor instructions. “You ruined Christmas forever!” shouts the brat. “You’re a monster!!!” “Since Christmas is ruined, I guess I should take all your other toys then?” you counter. Watching you […]
When you completed a level one krav maga training course online, you knew this day would come. Your instructor said to only use these deadly moves in self-defense, and that’s exactly what you must do: defend yourself from disappointing an innocent child on Christmas by wasting all these other parents. As the doors open to […]
