The warp opens up, dropping you into a world that looks strangely like your own, only with lower resolution. You’re on a suburban street, a relatively easy location to film in. Suddenly, a smirking dude in a black and white striped prison costume pops up from behind the bushes, holding a bag with a dollar […]
The warp opens up, dropping you into the middle of an ancient combat arena. Across from you is an army sergeant in tan camo with gray skin and six arms, who floats in mid-air. Just looking at him, you bet he has a surprisingly complex backstory! A disembodied voice shouts “FIGHT” and the sergeant shoots […]
The warp opens up, spitting you out into a hellish world of demonic laughter, lava rivers, and the same three gray stone background textures over and over again. You walk around the corner and find a shotgun lying in a pool of blood. Sweet, a free gun! A mutant… claw… thing (?) spots you. It […]
The warp opens up, dropping you into a friendly, adorable green world. The clouds all smile at you. The spike pits glisten in the sun. The alien bugs who kill you with one touch march to a catchy synth beat in the air. You stomp on top of a three foot tall bug, crushing his […]
You take the skeleton’s hand and it pulls you up. Time to turn this spooky graveyard into a supermurgatroid danceyard, two words you’re pretty sure aren’t real. You take the skeleton’s hand and shuffle back-and-forth from side-to-side doing The Stroll. It’s an innocent 1950s rock ‘n roll dance the skeleton seems immediately bored with. The […]
You take the skeleton’s hand and it pulls you up. Time to turn this spooky graveyard into a slammin’ danceyard, a thing you just invented. You bust out the Cabbage Patch, stretching out your arms and bringing them back in, rotating in place, and keeping those hands in fists. The skeleton attempts to copy your […]
You take the skeleton’s hand and it pulls you up. Time to turn this spooky graveyard into a swingin’ danceyard, a thing you just invented. You put your arm around the skeleton’s waist and take its hand to do The Balboa, one of the 1930s hottest dance moves. The two of you shuffle your feet […]
You take the skeleton’s hand and it pulls you up. Time to turn this spooky graveyard into a funky danceyard, a thing you just invented. You roll out the Bus Stop, strutting back and forth, side to side, clapping and feeling the non-existent beat. The skeleton nods its head and joins in, matching you step […]
This skeleton grabbed at your leg and now is reaching out towards you. Maybe it wants to help you up… so it can take your organs and be alive again! You must kill it to make sure it’s not bad. You grab the skeleton’s wrist, yank it closer, then punch its skull off! You let […]
The sight of an undead creature is too much to bear, leisure suit or no. You quickly get up and run! You run until you reach the parking lot, run into your car, then do the equivalent of running in your car. (Driving fast.) Later, at the actual roller disco, you lace up a pair […]
