You wake up to the sound of ocean waves crashing on the beach. Nothing has changed. Nothing will ever change. How wonderful. You are gorgeous. You live in paradise. You are an all-knowing being. You have great slippers. Yes, sometimes you feel like a bird in a gilded cage, but this cage has premium cable. What could be more heavenly than a lifetime of infinite Starz?
You throw on a plush robe and make your way to the four star hotel restaurant downstairs for brunch. A waiter carrying a four layer birthday cake walks boldly across the floor, not knowing his shoelaces are untied. You’ve seen this play out so many times. The waiter is going to trip…
What would you like to do?