As the waiter comically trips, you spring into action. You know exactly how the waiter will fall and precisely where the cake will land. In an effortless motion, you stand up, leap over an empty table, snatch the falling dessert from the air, and use your legs to gently push the waiter upright. The restaurant bursts into applause as you land on your feet, like a damn gymnast. You say it’s your krav maga, but really, this is yet another perk of being stuck in time.

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