The warp opens up, dropping you in front of a giant, free-floating dialogue box: “Thanks for playing Barney Carnage II: Mortal Kombarney! Your 15 day free trial is up. I love you, you love me, when you pay the shareware fee. Seriously, I’m in tons of student debt and could really use the $5.”
This is a no brainer. You love to support indie game development, almost as much as everyone hates Barney in the 1990s. You open up your wallet… but there’s nothing inside. Oh no, that’s right. Your dream job pays shit!
You Have -1 Lives
(Unless you already lost this life. Yeah, your progress is saved.)
If you have 0 Lives, click here. Otherwise…
A misshapen Warp Zone appears in the air with two sides – one is pitch black, the other a light brown. Which side of the warp would you like to enter?