The warp opens up, dropping you into a comfortable bed in a pair of soft, matching pajamas. There’s a bar above you that reads “Restfulness.” Must be some kind of “sim” sleepytime. A nap would be great actually. You lie down on the pillow and your restfulness meter starts climbing. This is nice…

Then you’re presented with option boxes. Would you like to change to feety pajamas? Swap in a waterbed? Listen to bird squawks? Swap in a racecar bed? Count sheeple? Swap in a racecar waterbed? The options are overwhelming! You can’t sleep! But one of the options is a night light, which turns out to be a glowing Golden Key. You’re excited to leave this sleep simulation more exhausted than ever.

You Have +1 Golden Keys
(Unless you already collected this key. Yeah, your progress is saved.)

If you have 3 Golden Keys, click here. Otherwise…

A misshapen Warp Zone appears in the air with two sides – one is bright green, the other a light brown. Which side of the warp would you like to enter?

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