The warp opens up, dropping you into a world that looks strangely like your own, only with lower resolution. You’re on a suburban street, a relatively easy location to film in. Suddenly, a smirking dude in a black and white striped prison costume pops up from behind the bushes, holding a bag with a dollar sign on it, then ducks back under. There appears to be a slight shift in the world’s camera, then the same actor pops out from behind a different bush.
Oh god. You’re in an FMV police shooter. Before you can grab your realistic bright orange gun in your holster, the same hammy criminal pops up behind you and knocks you out with what looks like a plastic billy club. Defund the FMV police!
You Have -1 Lives
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When you awaken, a misshapen Warp Zone appears in the air with two sides – one is bright blue, the other a bright red. Which side of the warp would you like to enter?