← You’re Trapped in a ’90s Video Game

Oh no! You’re out of warps, which means you’re trapped in this ’90s video game!

You’re destined to spend your days shooting demonic hordes and spouting witty one-liners like, “You kill me? Hell to the no.” Oh, and good news: somehow you have an unlimited supply of stogies.

Continue? If you forward the game to a friend, go back to where you were with 2 Lives. Otherwise…

GAME OVER

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