Tag: Story048

“Can you solve world hunger?”

“Can you… solve… world hunger?” you psychically transmit. “Feed one another,” Sam/Phil replies. “Do I have to think of everything for you humans?” Did you exhale? Click here. Go back to the last page -or- back to the email to ask more questions.

“Can you leave me with proof of your existence?”

“Can you… leave me… with proof of your… existence?” you psychically transmit. Sam/Phil nods. It touches your forehead with a glowing finger. An otherworldly purple stripe grows around the circumference of your head. You’re going to be a hit at raves, assuming raves are still a thing. “Are they?” you wonder. You have a purple […]

“What technology can you share with us?”

There is only one question you can think to ask. All the others are locked away in your mind prison, kept in their cells by headache guards. What a strange metaphor you thought of! “What technology… can you… share with… us?” you psychically transmit. “What do you need?” Sam/Phil wonders. “You already have photocopiers. That’s […]

“What do you want out of life, Sam/Phil?”

“What do you… want… out of life… Sam/Phil?” you psychically transmit. “Spiritual enlightenment,” Sam/Phil replies. “Failing that, I want to be rich and famous on my homeworld. But you’re a human. How could you possibly understand the desire to be rich and famous?” Did you exhale? Click here. Go back to the last page -or- […]

“Would you like to meet our leader?”

“Would you… like to meet… our leader?” you psychically transmit. “No thanks. I met him already,” Sam/Phil replies. “He tried to physically injure me with something called a ‘People’s Elbow,’ so I left his home immediately.” Did you exhale? Click here. Go back to the last page -or- back to the email to ask more […]

“Are you planning to invade Earth?”

The only question you can think to ask the alien is whether they have any Advil. Then you remember another important question between headaches… “Are you… planning to… invade… Earth?” you psychically transmit. “No, no, no,” Sam/Phil reassures. “Well, yes. Eventually. But your species will be long dead by then. We’re going to terraform it […]

“What’s it like having two tongues?”

“What’s it… like… having two… tongues?” you psychically transmit. “I don’t think about it a lot,” the alien responds. “It’s convenient for picking nutrient chunks out of our incisors, and critical for inducing sustained five hour orgasms, but otherwise they’re unremarkable to us. What a rude question, by the way.” Did you exhale? Click here. […]

“Do you probe humans?”

“Do you… probe… humans?” you psychically transmit. “Only with enthusiastic consent,” Sam/Phil assures. Did you exhale? Click here. Go back to the last page -or- back to the email to ask more questions.

“Was any part of The X-Files accurate?”

“Was any part of… The X-Files… accurate?” you psychically transmit. The alien leans in close to you. “All the stuff about the bees,” Sam/Phil whispers. Did you exhale? Click here. Go back to the last page -or- back to the email to ask more questions.