Smile! You’re on Alien Deathmatch TV
Either you win or Earth loses!
All Games
Should You Jump Off This Cliff?
Dive into adventure! (And rocky waters.)
Earn Your Planet Destroyer License
Begin a career in civilization obliteration.
Your Night in the Arcade
There’s no cheat code to escape!
You Are a Psychic Has-Been
The spirits say you will reclaim your glory!
Your Post-Apocalyptic To-Do List
You inherited a mutant hog farm from your Uncle Crackpot. Take care of those hogs!
You Are a Business Genius
Make your stock price go wild on a whim!
Meet Local Cyclops in Your Area
Keep an eye out for love!
Your Time Machine is Stuck in Reverse
Jumpin’ giga-whaaaaaat?!
Absorb Santa’s Power
With sleigh power comes sleigh responsibility.