Ending

No Switch

You try to quietly walk away, but the boy hears your feet rustling against some twigs. “Are you here to pay your respects to Old Dan and Little Ann?” the boy sweetly asks. Caught off guard, you nod your head “yes.” “So, what would you like to say about my wonderful dogs? What stories about […]

8 to 11 Books

You get closer to the spinning vortex. The rug slides under your feet as you’re pulled closer to this enchanted copy of Where the Red Fern Grows. Sounds from the book world echo throughout your bedroom. The barks of “coonhounds.” The bloody screams of a man tripping over his axe and dying, like a goddamn […]

12 or More Books

You get closer to the spinning vortex. The rug slides under your feet as you’re pulled closer to this enchanted copy of Where the Red Fern Grows. Sounds from the book world echo throughout your bedroom. The barks of “coonhounds.” The bloody screams of a man tripping over his axe and dying, like a goddamn […]

Coaster Code ™

Find your Coaster Code™ in the list below! ADGJADGKADGLADHJADHKADHLADIJADIKADILAEGJAEGKAEGLAEHJAEHKAEHLAEIJAEIKAEILAFGJAFGKAFGLAFHJAFHKAFHLAFIJAFIKAFIL BDGJBDGKBDGLBDHJBDHKBDHLBDIJBDIKBDILBEGJBEGKBEGLBEHJBEHKBEHLBEIJBEIKBEILBFGJBFGKBFGLBFHJBFHKBFHLBFIJBFIKBFIL CDGJCDGKCDGLCDHJCDHKCDHLCDIJCDIKCDILCEGJCEGKCEGLCEHJCEHKCEHLCEIJCEIKCEILCFGJCFGKCFGLCFHJCFHKCFHLCFIJCFIKCFIL

My 90s Rollercoaster Commercial

The sparks cease and the screen goes completely dark. Your heart beats fast with anticipation as the rollercoaster you designed comes to life before your eyes in the form of a commercial… Smash cut to a steel rollercoaster. A teen boy exits the coaster, where a newswoman is waiting for him. “So, what did you […]

Change of Heart

Suddenly, the realization comes to you that creating life for the sole purpose of advertising a movie, even one that improved considerably by listening to fan outcry, would be a mockery of ethics and is probably illegal. You turn around and fling the slime-covered popsicle stick into a nearby trash bin. As you walk away […]