Author: adventuresnack_6x0xpc

“Never worn?” She suspiciously looks around. THE END

Inside each shoe… a tiny kitten! THE END

“Oh great and powerful Satan,” you grovel. “I wish to serve you as one of your legendary Four Hackmen of the Apocalypse.” “I admire your spirit, demon child,” he replies after a long pause for loading. “Prove your worth. Make one of my patented soul bets with me. If you win, I will transform you […]

“How about a decryption contest?” you frantically ask the screen. “If I can decrypt the file faster, you don’t take my soul. If you decrypt it faster, my soul is yours.” “Challenge accepted,” the devil replies. “The file is in the main directory – D3V1LXDAN13L_W3BST3R.exe. It’s a practically illegible literary reference. Let the decryption begin!” […]

“How about a decryption contest?” you frantically ask the screen. “If I can decrypt the file faster, you don’t take my soul. If you decrypt it faster, my soul is yours.” “Challenge accepted,” the devil replies. “The file is in the main directory – D3V1LXDAN13L_W3BST3R.exe. It’s a practically illegible literary reference. Let the decryption begin!” […]

“Chaos?” you ask your computer. “Chaos Megacharge, is that you, cyber-buddy?” “Silence, you insolent fool!” shouts the demon of demons. “How dare you insinuate that I– ahhhhhh, you got me, digi-pal. Oh, and here’s another surprise…” The server boots you off, and then the doorbell rings. You go down the stairs of your mom’s apartment […]

“Let me just… uh…” Unable to think of a good distracting lie, you simply run out the saloon door and knock Susannah on her ass! You head towards the marketplace, because that’s where the best deals are – and you’re hoping to get a great deal on escaping. Unfortunately, Susannah is following close behind, hoping […]

“Let me just inspect the spittoon for my lost gold tooth,” you lie. Susannah looks away as you bend over and quietly sneak out of the back door of the saloon. You head into the abandoned mines, where the only thing they ever dug up was human misery. (And some nice looking rocks.) Inside the […]

“Let me just tighten my spurs,” you lie. Susannah looks away as you bend over and quietly sneak out of the back door of the saloon. You know the rail yard is an excellent place to hitch a ride on a train and get out of town forever. Unfortunately, your evil twin, who looks like […]

You pull out your old six-shooter on Susannah, but she’s the faster gun. Before you can even touch the trigger, you got a bullet in you and a whole bunch of pain juice leaking out. Oooh… You head up to St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. He takes a big, long look in his book […]