You dip your chemically-infused popsicle stick into the vat of bubbling blue sugar sludge. When you pull it out, a fully formed Sonic the Hedgehog ice cream popsicle is on the stick. It looks pristine. The head spikes are well defined, the colors aren’t bleeding, and even the gumball eyes are exactly where pupils should […]
You dip your chemically-infused popsicle stick into the vat of bubbling blue sugar sludge. As you dip, you make a horrifying realization. Instead of the key ingredient Tungsten, you used the element Tantalum, which is a rare, lustrous metal used to create superalloys for jet engines and nuclear reactors. You knew that off the top […]
You dip your chemically-infused popsicle stick into the vat of bubbling blue sugar sludge. As you dip, you make a horrifying realization. Instead of the key ingredient Tungsten, you used Turbonium, a radioactive element that makes everything it touches hyper extreme. It’s a real element on the periodic table. No need to look it up. […]
“Put down the pistol,” you instruct. “Let’s talk this through.” “I won’t be talking,” he responds, laser pistol shaking in his hand. “But if you have any last words, now’s the time.” “One of your guards saved my life. He released me from cryo and gave me this disk. I’d like to know what’s on […]
“Put down the pistol,” you instruct. “Let’s talk this through.” “I won’t be talking,” he responds, laser pistol shaking in his hand. “But if you have any last words, now’s the time.” “My team means everything to me. Don’t you feel the same way about your crew? Doesn’t it kill you inside to wipe their […]
As a spy, these are the moments you train for. You reach up and grab the captain’s wrist, pushing the gun upward. There’s a struggle. He fires into the ceiling. You manage to grab your electric prod, and use it to repeatedly shock the captain. His body collapses to the floor. On the ship’s comm, […]
As a spy, these are the moments you train for. You reach up and grab the captain’s wrist, pushing the gun upward. There’s a struggle. He fires into the ceiling. You manage to grab the laser pistol in your pocket, which you swiped off one of his dead guards earlier. A few skilled shots and […]
You run at the superior officer. With a cold stare, she blasts you in the stomach. You immediately collapse in pain. Then you hear a closing door, followed by the escape pod launching. You struggle to look up. There’s a monitor on the wall showing the escape pod’s trajectory on radar. After a few minutes, […]
