It’s a brutal match. Rufus knocks out one of your teeth. You elbow check him in the throat, then judo flip him into the hardwood, just like preschoolers frequently do when playing Mr. Bucket. But Rufus’ incredible skill and stamina at this lame-ass game cannot be denied. Triumphantly, he raises Mr. Bucket for all to […]
“Goons, inspect his shovel,” Rufus commands. The jig is up. You point the shovel at Rufus and let out a stream of red plastic balls. They bounce comically off his suit jacket. He laughs as the muscular goons grab your arms and lift you into the air. “What a pity,” Rufus chides. “But I don’t […]
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Your moleman father puts his book down and crawls up from his ancient stool. He puts his claws on your shoulders and looks you dead in the eyes. “I know why you left home,” he sighs. “I pushed you away. Just like with your mother.” He bows his head for a moment, then looks up […]
Your moleman father puts his book down and crawls up from his ancient stool. He paces around the cave. “I may spend all my time underground, but I’m not blind,” he says. “I know the surface world is nice. I hear their hot tubs aren’t traps set by lava beasts. Sure, my cave is a […]
You dug hundreds of miles to come home and your moleman father’s treating you like dirt. Worse than dirt, really. He respects dirt. “I wanted to try and patch things up between us,” you tell him, pointing a sharp claw in his direction. “But all you care about are your dumb, fake history books! How […]
You blast five letters into the space grid. All the squares instantly light up green! The glow from across the row fuses together into a cosmic S-W-I-R-L. A vortex of five letter W-O-R-D-S opens up and out F-L-I-E-S a S-M-A-L-L A-L-I-E-N C-R-A-F-T.* On your video screen, there are two blue heads with fishlike scales and […]
You’ve sent quite a few letter blasts into the space grid. You managed to light up many of the squares with green and yellow energy fields, but it feels a bit anticlimactic. It’d be rad to light a whole row green! That would look super pretty… and, uh, the science of it all would be […]
You blast a few letters into the space grid. To your surprise, an entire row lights up green! The emerald glow fuses together into a cosmic S-W-I-R-L. It’s a vortex of five letter W-O-R-D-S with strong enough F-O-R-C-E to pull the entire Babble-On space station into the A-B-Y-S-S! Letters and words flow past your window. […]
You’ve sent 25 letter blasts into the space grid. You’ve managed to light up many of the squares with green and yellow energy fields, but it feels a bit anticlimactic. You want to light a whole row green! That will look super pretty… and, uh, the science of it all would be good, too. You […]
