Author: adventuresnack_6x0xpc

You rise and grind for carrots.Your belly feels quite gross.All you do is work and sleep.No avocado toast!

You’ve got a nice full basket.You give the mayor his feast.He says the town will expand…To chipmunk land, due east. You sigh, muscles relaxed.It’s what you had to do.Your home is safe for now.The chipmunks, though, are screwed. THE END

You fashion a small slingshot.Wood handle finely cut.Now all you need is ammo.You squeeze it out your butt. Rabbit poops are rock hard.You make a lot of them.You load them in a knapsack.You’re ready for mayhem. From behind a tree you flingYour poops into town square.They ruin the baker’s souffle!They ruin the Cotton Fair! The […]

It’s time to leave your hometown.You sell your hole for cheap.Your bindle’s packed and ready.Your gnome friend screams and weeps. You move into a bird’s nest.Your landlord is okay.But when you ask for repairs,He squawks and flies away. You had to leave your hometown.Generations all lived there.You pray all the lake bunniesGet eaten by wild […]

The votes are in. KOZOR is headed to the antique shop in Old Timey Town! The giant robot jettisons out of their trillion dollar island headquarters, zipping across the Pacific Ocean at hypersonic speed. KOZOR blazes across the continental US to land in Death Village, Michigan. There in front of you is a sight to […]

The votes are in. KOZOR is headed to the antique shop in Old Timey Town! The giant robot jettisons out of their trillion dollar island headquarters, zipping across the Pacific Ocean at hypersonic speed. KOZOR blazes through the desert and lands in Old Timey Town in Arizona, conveniently located two hours from the 10 highway. […]

The votes are in. KOZOR is headed to the Dark Side of the Moon!* The giant robot leaves the atmosphere and blasts off into outer space. In a matter of minutes, the lightning fast craft encircles the moon to find the Dark Side outdoor dance club. The moon dudes are raging! Their glow stick antennae […]

The votes are in. KOZOR is headed to Mt. Fuji! The giant robot flies through the sky over the Pacific Ocean. KOZOR easily ascends the snowy peak and enters the mouth of the volcano. It’s not too long before the robot makes contact with the lava flows inside. The ship gets noticeably hotter, but not […]

“Hold on everyone,” you tell the crew in the Helm Room. “I have an idea. A very brave idea…” You valiantly leave the room, then sneakily tip-top over to the Escape Pod Room. The room is locked, but after inserting your Captain’s Club card into the reader, the metal door whooshes up. This is your […]

You swallow the pill with a bottle of New Water in the Escape Pod. Then you bravely decide to not abandon everyone in the ultimate act of cowardice. You stand up, hitting your head against the top of the pod. Damn, the ceiling on these things is small. You leave the pod and head back […]