There’s a door on the second floor that reads, “Experimental Goon Laboratory.” Curious, you peak inside. A hideous mutant goon with scaly skin, three eyes, and seven ties rips at your face with its claws.

You immediately close the door. After giving it careful consideration, you realize you hate the mutant goon most of all.

Lose -5 health points.

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