You’re badly bruised and out of breath. Everytime you try to get back to your feet, your knees buckle and you hit the floor. This is all a bit disappointing, given your orange belt in Taekwando. You’ve won a number of tournaments against children at the mall dojo!

A group of goons grab your arms, smiling.

“What do we do with him?” a goon asks.

“Let’s make him sleep with the fishes,” another goon replies. After hearing that exchange, you black out.

When you wake up, you’re surrounded by fish. In pillow form, that is. You’re in a landfill on top of a pile of fish throw pillows. They look like gifts you might get at an aquarium. Maybe this was the mob’s old business? Fish pillows? Anyway, they’re in pretty good shape, so after you rescue your parents, the three of you can start a new business cleaning and selling second-hand fish pillows. It probably won’t make you rich, but it could be a nice lifestyle business!

THE END