You aren’t just a bard. You’re a noble bard, damn it! It’s time to show these spiders what you’re made of.
You clench the neck of your lute in your sweaty grip and swing with all your might. The loud whoosh of your musical-instrument-turned-fierce-weapon reverberates throughout the forest…
After a moment, the spiders appear to laugh at you. It’s more of an insectoid clicking than what we think of as “laughter,” but they’re smiling and nodding their heads at each other. One is clutching its pedicil, doubled over.
You may not be intimidating, but you have successfully distracted the spiders. Now it’s time to strike with the ultimate weapon: a show-stopping musical number!
To play a magical song to the spiders…
Open a music app on your phone or computer.