You fight the enchanted winds with all your PE strength. All your most cherished possessions blow all around you: your “Soccer is Cool” hoodie, the poster of Selena Gomez’ character from Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation, a YouTube Creator Award. Slowly, you power your way through the wind to the front door of your bedroom and grab onto the doorknob.
“I can ride it out…” you say through clenched teeth. “Under no circumstances will I allow myself to experience the magic of reading!”
The doorknob suddenly turns! You lose your grip and fly backwards into the portal. In the distance, through the whirling magic of the portal getting further and further away, you see your kid brother enter your room. Apparently, he wanted to show you his booger. Goddamn it, Brayden.
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