The automatic doors open. The crowd runs through the entrance. The clerk leaps out of the way in a panic, crashing into pyramid of red and white striped toilet paper rolls!
You snake your way through the crowd of disgruntled, sleep-deprived shoppers. You do it by swerving, ducking, dodging, weaving – harder, better, faster, stronger! You funnel through the entrance and speed-sneak through the Kmart crowds like a professional. Instead of going the long way on the tiled path with everyone else, you cut through dog food, lingerie, and monster truck tires to get to the toy aisle.
There it is! You grab the first Sock Puppet off the shelf. When the other steely-eyed shoppers arrive, you’re already gone… like a goddamn ninja.
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