You enter the woods near your apartment with a can of bear spray. When seeking out a wild landlord, proceed with caution.
You walk through rows of dark trees, until you reach a clearing. Under the moonlight, a tall hairy figure growls at you. Is that him?
“Bigfoot, is that you?” you ask cautiously. “Or is this a hairy creature I have no beefs with?”
The figure gets down on all fours and races towards you. It’s a bear! You stretch out your shaking hand, ready to spray the rampaging beast.