You give the bear a spritz of spray on its snout. The charging bear winces, slowly backs away, and runs away. Maybe you missed your true calling as a professional bear aggressor?

In the distance, you see a thick tree with a painted sign on it:

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This must be Bigfoot’s office. Either that, or Bigfoot’s got competition. Maybe the Jersey Devil got in the game?

Go to Bigfoot’s office.

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