You enter the woods near your apartment with your megaphone. Time to make yourself heard loud and clear as you walk past the dark trees.
“Hey hey! Glub glub! Bigfoot fix my goddamn tub!” you chant over and over again.
In a clearing under the moonlight, a tall hairy figure growls at you. Is that him? This is your chance to give him a piece of your mind.
“I’ve been texting you for hours about my bathtub,” you shout through the megaphone. “I should call the city on you, Bigfoot.”
The figure gets down on all fours and races towards you. You realize you were threatening a bear with legal action, and bears don’t like that!