You tell Santa the union wants the elves to be able to work from home, snuggled up in their cozy beds under their handmade quilts next to their warm little fireplaces.
“WHAT?!” Santa exclaims. “How are they supposed to work from home? It’s an assembly line! All the equipment and materials are in the workshop– No, you know what. I’ll accept, but only because I want to prove this is a terrible idea and embarrass the union! HO HO HO!”
Santa’s Rage: +90