Santa begrudgingly signs the new union agreement. He gives you everything you asked for, along with a new on-site weight room where all the equipment is made of candy canes and heavy chocolate bars. The elves will get in shape if they can stop themselves from eating the dumbbells!

CHEER overwhelmingly votes to accept the new agreement and get back to work making ninja Legos or whatever it is kids want this year. You saved Christmas with the power of organized labor! Next time one of them complains about union dues, remind them about all the stuff you got them. Rub it in their adorable, ungrateful little face!


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