“What’s it… like… having two… tongues?” you psychically transmit.

“I don’t think about it a lot,” the alien responds. “It’s convenient for picking nutrient chunks out of our incisors, and critical for inducing sustained five hour orgasms, but otherwise they’re unremarkable to us. What a rude question, by the way.”

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