You grip your head in torment. The psychic vibrations are overloading your pitiful human mind. The alien Sam/Phil recognizes you can’t take much more. It blinks its three eyes in a rhythmic pattern and snaps the fingers on its big, bulbous hand.

There’s a flash of white and a gentle hum. The alien has vanished without a trace. Since the alien answered your questions psychically, the audio for this one will be pretty strange. Will anyone believe your tale? Does it matter? Sam/Phil listens to your show, which means you have 25% more podcast listeners than previously known. It’s time to start a Patreon.

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THE END