The pain is like a cloud fogging up the ol’ think hole, but you barely manage to psychically transmit your question.
“How long… have you been… observing… human life?” you ask, immediately regretting the long question.
“We’ve been aware of humans for about seven or eight thousand Earth years,” Sam/Phil transmits back. “But we really started paying close attention 40 years ago when you sent out those gold records. The ones with the oboe music and the humpback whale sounds. It was a smash hit on our planet. We love comedy albums!”
You can now ask the following:
• “Was any part of The X-Files accurate?”
• “Do you probe humans?”
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