You tell Santa the union wants a written guarantee that whistleblowers won’t be retaliated against by being fired, prosecuted, or permanently gift wrapped.
“I only agree to this because it’s so close to Christmas,” Santa relents. “But mark my words, if I see any of you little shits crying on Oprah…!”
Santa’s Rage: +85
- If Santa’s Rage is over 100, click here.
- If you want to end negotiations, click here.
- Otherwise, return to the email and make more demands. How many can you get?