You tell Santa the elves want to wear ugly Christmas sweaters on Fridays. They want to express their individual uniqueness by all wearing the same Baby Yoda one from Target.

“Sure,” Santa relents. “I mean, ugly sweaters are totally played out, but if they want to run around in dumb sweaters eating OMG bacon and quoting Parks and Rec, they can have at it.”

Santa’s Rage: +5

• If Santa’s Rage is over 100, click here.
• If you want to end negotiations, click here.
• Otherwise, return to the email and make more demands. How many can you get?