← Negotiate for the Elf Union

You tell Santa the union wants the elves to have tummy ache insurance. When the workers go to the doctor after eating too many sweets, they get stuck with a very sour bill.

“I suppose we can expand coverage to tummy aches,” Santa relents. “But mark my words: they will never get dental. Not with those festering cavity receptacles they call mouths!”

Santa’s Rage: +25

• If Santa’s Rage is over 100, click here.
• If you want to end negotiations, click here.
• Otherwise, return to the email and make more demands. How many can you get?