You tell Santa the union demands sexual harassment training for all employees, including upper management. Especially in light of recent allegations.

“No need to remind me,” Santa relents. “Mrs. Claus and I haven’t spoken in months.”

Santa’s Rage: +15

• If Santa’s Rage is over 100, click here.
• If you want to end negotiations, click here.
• Otherwise, return to the email and make more demands. How many can you get?