You tell Santa the elves want the Hallmark Channel on TV while they work. Their original Christmas movies inspire them, filling their hearts with low budget cheer.

“Whatever,” Santa relents. “When it comes to Christmas movies, I’m more of an Iron Man 3 guy.”

Santa’s Rage: +10

• If Santa’s Rage is over 100, click here.
• If you want to end negotiations, click here.
• Otherwise, return to the email and make more demands. How many can you get?