You tell Santa the elves want to join in all the reindeer games, but there’s no common space for elves and reindeer to play reindeer games together. You don’t know what reindeer games are exactly, but they must be fun if reindeer are always playing them. Maybe they’re into D&D?

“Fine,” Santa relents. “It’ll be a pain, but I’ll convert the breastfeeding room into a hybrid space.”

Santa’s Rage: +10

• If Santa’s Rage is over 100, click here.
• If you want to end negotiations, click here.
• Otherwise, return to the email and make more demands. How many can you get?