You tell Santa the union wants more elves of color in top workshop positions, like Stuffed Animal Squeezer and Alphabet Block Juggler. They demand a diversity hiring initiative to make changes like blind resume evaluation and North Pole community outreach.

“Wow,” Santa relents. “I thought the statement I released after George Floyd about racism being bad was enough, but apparently it wasn’t!”

Santa’s Rage: +50

• If Santa’s Rage is over 100, click here.
• If you want to end negotiations, click here.
• Otherwise, return to the email and make more demands. How many can you get?