Tag: Story078

Your Bad Roommate Stole Your DVD-VCR Combo Player

As you inch your blade closer to Vinny’s throat, your hand trembles a little. “You better NAME a name,” you grunt. “Who the hell has my DVD-VCR combo player?” “The answer is written on my right shoe,” Vinny says. You look down and he kicks your shin! When you let go, he squirms away like […]

You Got a Free DVD of a Ryan Reynolds Movie (Not Deadpool)

As you inch your blade closer to Vinny’s throat, your hand trembles a little. “You FOUL and contemptuous man,” you grunt. “Where the hell is my VCR and DVD combo player?” “You’re furious,” Vinny empathizes. “But you’ve got it all wrong. I don’t know nothin’. In fact, I know less than nothin’. I know negative […]

You Got 10% Off a New DVD-VCR Combo Player

As you inch your blade closer to Vinny’s throat, your hand trembles a little. “You PUKE of a man,” you grunt. “Where the hell is my DVD-VCR combo player?” “You’re pissed about this ugly situation,” Vinny empathizes. “But you’ve got it all wrong. I don’t know nothin’. In fact, I know less than nothin’. I […]

You Got Cash Towards a New DVD-VCR Combo Player

As you inch your blade closer to Vinny’s throat, your hand trembles a little. “Let’s get on the same PAGE,” you grunt. “Where the hell is my DVD-VCR combo player?” “You’re pissed and I feel awful about that,” Vinny empathizes. “But you’ve got it all wrong. I don’t know nothin’. In fact, I know less […]

You Recovered Your DVD-VCR Combo Player!

Your eyebrows furrow as you inch your blade closer to Vinny’s throat. “I’ve had my FULL of your whining,” you smile, until you realize… “Fill. I’ve had my fill, rather. Now where the hell is my DVD-VCR combo player?” “You’re furious when you’re ugly,” Vinny squeals. “Okay, I’ll talk. No lyin’ and no lacerating, okay? […]