You Are a Zombie Yelp Reviewer
Braaaaaain appétit!
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Here is Your Zombie Brain Review…
After you post your review, you stare at your phone’s screen for a few hours. Finally, a notification pops up. 1 zombie found your review helpful! THE END
BRAIN MAN DIE AND ME EAT BRAAAAAINS
“ME TAKE BITE OF BRAINS AND WHAT ME NOTICE MOST WAS…”
BRAIN MAN HAS GUN
“MAN REVEAL GUN FROM COAT, TAKE FEW STEPS BACK, AND POINT AT ME. SAYS NO MOVE. DOES NOT WANT TO HURT. ME WANT HURT HIM THOUGH? ME STUMBLE AT HIM. HUNGRY FOR BRAINS, AFTER ALL. HE DOES CLICKY THING WITH GUN, SO WHAT ME DO?”
ME SEE BRAIN MAN
“SO ME STUMBLE AROUND LOOKING FOR BRAINS ON CORNER OF 8TH AND BLOODWAY WHEN SEE BRAIN MAN AT BUS STOP. HE HAVE NERVOUS ENERGY. LOOK AROUND LIKE HE NO WANT TO BE EATEN. AND HE HAVE GIANT HEAD. LOOK BIG AND JUICY. ME SNEAK UP BEHIND HIM AND…”
ME GIVE CONTEXT
You begin your Yelp review with a bit of context… “ONLY RECENTLY BECOME ZOMBIE. WHO WOULD GUESS TRUCK STOP TAQUITOS CONTAIN EVIL VIRUS? ME EAT BRAINS REGULAR NOW, BUT IF BE HONEST, BRAINS OFTEN NO TASTE GOOD. CRAVE THEM ALWAYS, BUT NO LIKE. FOOD ME MISS MOST BEFORE BECOME ZOMBIE IS…”