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Have a bloody good time!

You think to yourself “help is so hard find”As two floating brains do a hot bump ‘n grindThe Black Lagoon Creature skinny dips in The BlobEveryone blames The Mummy for the toilet clog Just then, Igor bursts through the door with a thud

You think to yourself “help is so hard find”As two floating brains do a hot bump ‘n grindThe Black Lagoon Creature skinny dips in The BlobEveryone blames The Mummy for the toilet clog Just then, Igor bursts through the door with a thud

You think to yourself “help is so hard find”As two floating brains do a hot bump ‘n grindThe Black Lagoon Creature skinny dips in The BlobEveryone blames The Mummy for the toilet clog Just then, Igor bursts through the door with a thud

You administer a cure, switching everyone backFreddy’s no longer Jason, so they both can relaxKing Kong stops wailing, no longer the BansheeBut after this mix-up, the monsters get antsy Your DiePhone buzzes. Igor sent you a text.What logistical horrors await you next?!He’s scoured the village and asked all the studsBut he cannot find any “Igor,” […]

Your lab is destroyed and your robots short circuitBut for, it’s totally worth it THE END

You offended the villagers. Boy, they look cheesed!So they knock you out, crash the party, and seize…Your lab-slash-castle, now the site of a feudDead monsters and humans? The night’s come unglued! You awaken to find much blood has been spilledAnd you shudder to think of this month’s cleaning bill! THE END

When you return, Invisible Man snickers He’s nakedly drinking your top secret liquorHe’s passing the bottle and everyone’s hoppingBut this ale was fermented for body swapping! The effects kick in. Creatures flip out, for sure.You…