You dramatically stand up at your desk, hitting your head against a shelf of chlorine tablet buckets. After adjusting yourself, you make a bold statement. “I think I’ve solved your case, miss,” you proclaim. “You know where my boyfriend is? I mean, my boy space friend is?” she catches herself. “Absolutely. After taking a few […]
You’re about to crack this case wide open. “Your boy space friend is a clone,” you declare. “But not just any clone. What kind of clone can travel through time? Or put a bomb in my brain? Or get a dog to eat ants? Isn’t it obvious?” “He’s an alien ghost clone,” she breathlessly exclaims. […]
You’re about to crack this case wide open. “Your boy space friend is a member of the Illuminati,” you declare. “He’s not lost. He doesn’t want to be found, because he’s been using time travel to alter world events since ancient times, by which I mean the 1970s. But what the Illuminati don’t know is […]
You’re about to crack this case wide open. “Your boy space friend is stuck in limbo,” you declare. “By traveling through time, you two have opened up wormholes to other dimensions previously unknown to humankind. Religions may call it ‘limbo,’ but it’s more of a multiversal void. A world where, instead of trees and dogs […]
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