Tag: Story065

If this is your third quest: Add up all your gold, then click on the corresponding ending. 0 Gold Less than 75 Gold 75 or More Gold Otherwise, return to the email for more quests.

When the tavern closes, your party splashes out on the “heroes of legend” room at the inn. On your goose feather pillows are tiny pigeon pies with baby pigeons inside. An elven masseuse comes in to relax all your tense shoulders after a long day performing morally dubious tasks. You leave your armor outside the […]

When the bar closes, you head upstairs to your room for the night. You booked the “economy adventurers” suite. The beds are soft wood planks with loose feathers for pillows. The suite comes with a jar of “quest juice” that tastes like water with bits of jam scooped into it. (Not stirred.) There’s a rat […]

When the bar closes, your party sneaks into a horse stable for the night. It was a hard day of adventuring with no gold to show for it. You got conned, hoodwinked, and outright bamboozled, but that’s because you’re all trusting souls who believe in the best of humanity. No amount of gold will ever […]