Reconcile with Your Moleman Father
Burrow into his rocky heart.
Burrow into his rocky heart.
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Your moleman father puts his book down and crawls up from his ancient stool. He puts his claws on your shoulders and looks you dead in the eyes. “I know why you left home,” he sighs. “I pushed you away. Just like with your mother.” He bows his head for a moment, then looks up […]
Your moleman father puts his book down and crawls up from his ancient stool. He paces around the cave. “I may spend all my time underground, but I’m not blind,” he says. “I know the surface world is nice. I hear their hot tubs aren’t traps set by lava beasts. Sure, my cave is a […]
You dug hundreds of miles to come home and your moleman father’s treating you like dirt. Worse than dirt, really. He respects dirt. “I wanted to try and patch things up between us,” you tell him, pointing a sharp claw in his direction. “But all you care about are your dumb, fake history books! How […]