Negotiate for the Elf Union
Santa Claus is coming to terms!
Santa Claus is coming to terms!
If Santa’s Rage is over 100, click here. If you want to end negotiations, click here. Otherwise, return to the email and make more demands. How many can you get?
Santa begrudgingly signs the new union agreement. He gives you everything you asked for, along with a new on-site weight room where all the equipment is made of candy canes and heavy chocolate bars. The elves will get in shape if they can stop themselves from eating the dumbbells! CHEER overwhelmingly votes to accept the […]
“No, I change my mind,” Santa fumes. “This is too many basic protections, too soon. Deal’s off! Won’t you think of the presents? The children? The Santa licensing empire?!” “We’re all committed to kids getting presents,” you remind Santa. “But only some of us are committed to annual pay increases and sanitary working conditions.” “I’ll […]