Dance with a Skeleton in the Moonlight
Feel the rhythm in your bones.
Feel the rhythm in your bones.
You take the skeleton’s hand and it pulls you up. Time to turn this spooky graveyard into a supermurgatroid danceyard, two words you’re pretty sure aren’t real. You take the skeleton’s hand and shuffle back-and-forth from side-to-side doing The Stroll. It’s an innocent 1950s rock ‘n roll dance the skeleton seems immediately bored with. The […]
You take the skeleton’s hand and it pulls you up. Time to turn this spooky graveyard into a slammin’ danceyard, a thing you just invented. You bust out the Cabbage Patch, stretching out your arms and bringing them back in, rotating in place, and keeping those hands in fists. The skeleton attempts to copy your […]
You take the skeleton’s hand and it pulls you up. Time to turn this spooky graveyard into a swingin’ danceyard, a thing you just invented. You put your arm around the skeleton’s waist and take its hand to do The Balboa, one of the 1930s hottest dance moves. The two of you shuffle your feet […]
You take the skeleton’s hand and it pulls you up. Time to turn this spooky graveyard into a funky danceyard, a thing you just invented. You roll out the Bus Stop, strutting back and forth, side to side, clapping and feeling the non-existent beat. The skeleton nods its head and joins in, matching you step […]
This skeleton grabbed at your leg and now is reaching out towards you. Maybe it wants to help you up… so it can take your organs and be alive again! You must kill it to make sure it’s not bad. You grab the skeleton’s wrist, yank it closer, then punch its skull off! You let […]
The sight of an undead creature is too much to bear, leisure suit or no. You quickly get up and run! You run until you reach the parking lot, run into your car, then do the equivalent of running in your car. (Driving fast.) Later, at the actual roller disco, you lace up a pair […]