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Never was a cloudy day… until now!

“Love was changing the mind of pretenders!” you shout to the heavens. Powerlight strikes down from the sky, absorbed by your outstretched hand. The spell was correct. In one smooth, rainbow motion blur, you punch the air!  There’s a moment of eerie silence. Then deadly fireballs reign on the Unfunks from the heavens! From half […]

“Love was changing the mind of defenders!” you shout to the heavens. Nothing happens. You shout it again, but the spell does not work. Have the gods of progressive soul turned a deaf ear to your cries? Or are you misremembering the lyrics to “September” by Earth, Wind & Fire, the best song ever recorded? […]

“In the key that our souls were singing!” you shout to the heavens. Powerlight strikes down from the sky, absorbed by your outstretched hand. The spell was correct. In one smooth, rainbow motion blur, you clap your hands in the air!  A powerful gust of sparkling wind escapes your hands and quickly reaches the Unfunks […]

“In the key that our hearts were singing!” you shout to the heavens. Nothing happens. You shout it again, but the spell does not work. Did the Unfunks damage the September Crystal, affecting all funk magic? Or are you misremembering the lyrics to “September” by Earth, Wind & Fire? On September 21st?! Is such a […]

“Sparkling dreams were shiny days!” you shout to the heavens. Nothing happens. You shout it again, but the spell does not work. Have the gods of progressive soul turned a deaf ear to your cries? Or is it possible you don’t quite remember the lyrics to “September” by Earth, Wind & Fire? It’s a perfect […]

“Golden dreams were shiny days!” you shout to the heavens. Powerlight strikes down from the sky, absorbed by your outstretched hand. The spell was correct. In one smooth, rainbow motion blur, you slam your hand on the ground!  The earth cracks beneath the sandy ground where the Unfunks are running half a mile away. You […]