Tag: Story045

Get your claws out for in-ring action!

The poor captured bear stares numbly from across the ring. Whereas you decide to break your body for fun, profit, and artistic expression, Big Honker doesn’t have a choice. It’s being forced to perform. So you speak out on behalf of the bear. “Before we start this match,” you yell to the fans, who are […]

You cautiously make your way to the middle of the ring, sizing up the bear. Big Honker saunters over to you, then stands on his hind legs. Now that Big Honker’s in position, it’s time to strike. You slide under the bear’s open legs, climb up the wobbly ring post, and fall onto the bear’s […]

You cautiously make your way to the middle of the ring, sizing up the bear. Big Honker saunters over to you, then stands on his hind legs. Now that Big Honker’s in position, it’s time to strike. You slide under the bear’s open legs, climb up the wobbly ring post, and leap onto the bear’s […]

You cautiously make your way to the middle of the ring, sizing up the bear. Big Honker saunters over to you, then stands on his hind legs. Now that Big Honker’s in position, it’s time to strike. You slide under the bear’s open legs, quickly stand and leap onto his back… So it turns out […]

Nope, you’re not wrestling a bear. No way. What you wouldn’t give to be smacked in the face with a steel chair instead! Remembering a nature documentary about grizzly bears you fell asleep during once, you decide to play dead. You lie in the middle of the ring, hands behind your head. The bear looks […]

Nope, you’re not wrestling a bear. No way. What you wouldn’t give to be smacked in the face with a steel chair instead! You roll under the bottom ring rope, which is just a couple jump ropes tied together, and head for your car. Big Honker growls in anger. The crowd boos loudly and ferociously, […]